words are too subjective to be judged

I'll begin with a MOUSE

and two are called MICE

but the plural of HOUSE

is HOUSE, and not HICE

you may keep your things in a BOX

and I might keep mine in 3 BOXES

yet the plural of OX

is OXEN, not OXES 

if the plural of GOOSE

is called GEESE

wouldn't the plural of CHOOSE

then be CHEESE? HAHAHA!

let's look at MAN

two of them become MEN

but the plural of PAN

is not the same as a PEN

you may show me your FOOT

and wear shoes on your FEET

if I give you a BOOT

will a pair called BEET? 

one may be THOSE

but the plural of HAT

imagine it being HOSE?

a person who BAKES

is known as BAKER

but a person who COOKS

can never be a COOKER 

words like HONEST and HOUR

both have a silent 'h'

imagine saying HOOD and HOOK

without the sound 'h'

don't you agree that ENGLISH

is indeed have the trickiest word of all?

HAHAHAHA!

p/s : yes indeed. mind your word before you speak!